You Can't Scare Me T-Shirt - Male Character
You Can't Scare Me T-Shirt - Male Character
You can’t scare me. I work in retail.
Ghosts are one thing. A queue at closing time is another. Original Halloween artwork for the retail survivor who has already dealt with something worse, on a soft black cotton T-shirt you can wear after the shift as well as at the party.
For anyone who has already survived something scarier than Halloween.
The details
- Black Gildan 64000 unisex T-shirt
- 100% ring-spun cotton, 153 g/m²
- Regular fit, crew neck and short sleeves
- Original front print; plain back
- Made to order in sizes XS–5XL
Male character artwork. All T-shirts are unisex; the character choice changes the illustration, not the fit.
Size guide
These are garment measurements, not body measurements. Lay a T-shirt you like flat and compare its width across the chest and its shoulder-to-hem length. Allow for small manufacturing differences. Measurements below are rounded to one decimal place in cm.
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 68.6 | 40.6 | 27 | 16 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 28 | 18 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 29 | 20 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61.0 | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66.0 | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 88.9 | 81.3 | 35 | 32 |
Care
Wash cold, inside out, with similar colours and mild detergent. Avoid fabric softener. Hang dry or tumble dry low. Iron inside out on a cool setting, avoiding the print. Do not dry clean.
Halloween delivery: arrival by 31 October is not guaranteed.
Delivery & returns
Printed to order. As a general guide, allow around 1–3 weeks for UK orders, including production and delivery. Shipping charges and available destinations are confirmed at checkout. Mugs and T-shirts may arrive separately.
For cancellations, damaged goods or a return, email support@gettingoutofretail.com with your order number. UK online customers have a 14-day cancellation window after delivery; see our returns and refunds policy for the full details and return instructions.